“That fucking dress-blues commercial, man, that got so many fucking guys. Now look at us! Trombley hasn’t killed anybody, I am half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around Fuckbutt, Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ballsweat. […] You should have rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would have fucking rocked.”

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